What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

can you touch your toes? no

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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