- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Equal rights!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Blacks

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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