Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Horse.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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homosexuals are gay

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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what are three short words? i a am

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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hi

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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