what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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