- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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