- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

I hate blackniggers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

im telling maguire

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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