- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

You bumder!

Robin, get in the batmobile

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Equal rights!

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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