- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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