Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

get in the car.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Oh s***

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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