- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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