- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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