- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

rent a cops

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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being sober in a bar fight

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