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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

tommy is retared

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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