Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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My Butthole.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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