- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Your Mom

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

joke under this line wins _________________________

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Skrillex.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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