- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

i have yougurt mit traktor

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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