Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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I love alchohol!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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