Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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hey justin

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Your Mom

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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penis. nuff said.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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