- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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