A baby seal walks into a club.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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