- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

I like that, but why am I happy?

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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