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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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