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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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