What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Cliterus

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Black people in Camden NJ.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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