- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Womens rights

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

im telling maguire

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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