A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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