- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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