Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

jd and zach loves vigina

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

anal seepage

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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