- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

How about that airline food?

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Nobody cares maddie!

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

do you wanna hear a joke school

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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