- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

A seal walks into a club.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What do vampires cross the sea in?

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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