My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

whats a joke

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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