Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

vote this down and i will DOX you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Justin Bieber.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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