What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

How about that airline food?

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Nobody cares maddie!

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

do you wanna hear a joke school

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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