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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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