- Anti Joke

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

A midget walked under a bar.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.