An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Jack Stevens

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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