- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

John lazzaro likes dick

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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