- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

are you gay does your mom know

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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