Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

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