Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Coldpaly is a good band

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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