there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Vaginal secretions

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The FCC

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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