What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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