it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

Racial Equality

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

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