A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Women can vote? wtf

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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What is my name? I dont know

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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deez nuts

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Anti Joke

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