- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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