A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Women can vote? wtf

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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