- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

boys

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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