What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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