I <3 Hitler

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

well use a tissue!

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

im gay

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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