- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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