Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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