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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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