- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??