- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

PIED NINNY!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

have safe sex

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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