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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

A women walks into a kitchen.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Choir.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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