what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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