What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What? Why?

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Chuck Norris Dies.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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