- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

A man walks into a vagina

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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