What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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