- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Chuck Norris Dies.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

This is a joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

A man walks into a vagina

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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