- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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