Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Hi my name is Bob

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Hi Adam,

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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