Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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