- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

Hi my name is Bob

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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