Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Libraries.

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Anti Joke

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