i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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