I like turtoes.

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Runescape.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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equality for women

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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The NBA lockout

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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11111

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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