Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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The NBA lockout

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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