What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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A fat man on a moped

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Good to see you today!

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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