What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

thumbs up!

thumb_up thumb_down -71

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

thumb_up thumb_down -83

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

thumb_up thumb_down +52

lebron

thumb_up thumb_down +36

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

thumb_up thumb_down +34

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops