What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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